210 Would You Rather Questions That Are Funny, Weird, and Surprisingly Difficult

If you’ve ever found yourself in a conversation lull or needed a quick way to get people laughing, there’s one guaranteed fix: would you rather questions. These classic conversation starters are equal parts hilarious, awkward, insightful, and—if you pick the right ones—completely ridiculous. Whether you’re breaking the ice at a party, bonding on a first date, or just need to kill time on a long car ride, “would you rather” questions are the ultimate crowd-pleaser.

This giant collection includes something for everyone—from light and funny to deep and thought-provoking. You’ll find questions designed for kids, adults, couples, and groups. All you need is a willingness to choose between two equally strange (or oddly revealing) options. Let the chaos begin.

Funny Would You Rather Questions

These are silly, harmless, and guaranteed to make someone laugh—even if the decision is impossible to make with a straight face.

Would you rather always talk in rhymes or sing everything you say?
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
Would you rather wear clown makeup every day or never be able to wear matching socks again?
Would you rather be followed around by theme music or laugh like a goat for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to hop everywhere or always walk backwards?
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?
Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
Would you rather your only mode of transport be a pogo stick or roller skates?
Would you rather have to wear a tutu every day or a Viking helmet to all meetings?
Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
Would you rather burp every time you speak or fart every time you laugh?
Would you rather have to sneeze but never be able to or always feel like you have to poop but never can?
Would you rather have fingers for toes or toes for fingers?
Would you rather have to always speak in third person or only use hashtags when talking?
Would you rather always sound sarcastic or never be able to tell when someone is being sarcastic?
Would you rather randomly scream “I love cheese!” in public or sing “Happy Birthday” every time you enter a room?
Would you rather have hiccups forever or never be able to yawn again?
Would you rather be a dog for a day or a cat for a week?
Would you rather live in a bouncy castle or a treehouse?
Would you rather never stop clapping or never stop blinking loudly?
Would you rather be allergic to your favorite food or only be able to eat baby food forever?
Would you rather always walk around with sticky hands or a runny nose?
Would you rather have a talking pet or be able to talk to plants?
Would you rather be able to smell colors or taste sounds?
Would you rather wear flippers everywhere or oven mitts?
Would you rather live in a soap opera or a sitcom?
Would you rather be a meme or go viral for the worst reason?
Would you rather accidentally send a cringe selfie to your boss or your ex?
Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or unknown but incredibly talented?
Would you rather only be able to communicate via interpretive dance or emoji?

Gross or Embarrassing Would You Rather Questions

A little icky, a little cringe—but that’s part of the fun. Perfect for people who aren’t afraid to get weird.

Would you rather never brush your teeth again or never shower again?
Would you rather eat a live worm or a spoonful of mayonnaise mixed with ketchup and tuna?
Would you rather always smell like garlic or always have bad breath?
Would you rather have a giant pimple on your forehead or a constant nose whistle?
Would you rather poop your pants in public once a year or always have to wear wet socks?
Would you rather drink a glass of expired milk or chew on a used bandaid?
Would you rather step on a LEGO every day or get a mild paper cut once a week?
Would you rather pick your nose in front of your crush or fart on a first date?
Would you rather always feel like you need to pee or sneeze?
Would you rather have dandruff forever or always have food stuck in your teeth?
Would you rather have to use sandpaper as toilet paper or vinegar as eye drops?
Would you rather eat a raw onion every day or drink hot dog water?
Would you rather have your worst moment broadcast on live TV or a friend’s group chat?
Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or cry hot sauce?
Would you rather share a toothbrush with a stranger or a toilet seat with no stall door?
Would you rather sneeze slime or cough glitter?
Would you rather always itch in public or always drool a little when you talk?
Would you rather use expired deodorant or never use any at all?
Would you rather smell like fish for a week or have to bathe in pickle juice once?
Would you rather wear the same underwear for a month or someone else’s for a day?
Would you rather accidentally walk into the wrong bathroom or get caught singing in a public restroom?
Would you rather drink a stranger’s half-finished soda or eat a stranger’s French fry?
Would you rather have your text messages leaked or your search history?
Would you rather always have sticky fingers or greasy hair?
Would you rather never wash your bedsheets again or your clothes?
Would you rather clog a public toilet or spill your lunch on a crush?
Would you rather throw up on someone or have someone throw up on you?
Would you rather walk barefoot in a public restroom or lick your phone screen?
Would you rather be burped on by a stranger or accidentally burp on your boss?
Would you rather eat a scab or drink mystery liquid?

Hard Would You Rather Questions

These questions go deep—or just make you think way harder than you expected to.

Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause?
Would you rather lose all your memories or never be able to make new ones?
Would you rather be rich but lonely or broke and deeply loved?
Would you rather save a loved one or five strangers?
Would you rather live forever or die tomorrow?
Would you rather be feared or respected?
Would you rather always tell the truth or never be able to speak again?
Would you rather change one major thing in your past or see 10 years into your future?
Would you rather live without music or movies?
Would you rather always be underdressed or overdressed?
Would you rather work your dream job for low pay or a boring job for lots of money?
Would you rather have a rewind button or a fast-forward button?
Would you rather be smart and sad or dumb and happy?
Would you rather travel the world alone or never leave your hometown with your favorite people?
Would you rather find your soulmate or win $1 million?
Would you rather lose your phone or all your contacts and photos?
Would you rather live in the past or the future?
Would you rather know all the secrets of the universe or live peacefully in ignorance?
Would you rather fail publicly or never try?
Would you rather give up your dreams or disappoint someone you love?
Would you rather always be 10 minutes late or 20 minutes early?
Would you rather forget your biggest mistake or remember every detail of your happiest day?
Would you rather live without internet or indoor plumbing?
Would you rather be invisible or be able to read minds?
Would you rather have more time or more money?
Would you rather have a job you love with no vacations or a job you hate with unlimited time off?
Would you rather always get rejected or never know what could’ve been?
Would you rather get trapped in your favorite show or your favorite book?
Would you rather know how you die or how your loved ones die?
Would you rather make a big impact on the world or quietly impact one person forever?

Relationship & Dating Would You Rather Questions

Perfect for getting to know someone—or finding out way too much about your friends.

Would you rather date someone who’s always late or always early?
Would you rather be ghosted or friend-zoned?
Would you rather go on a perfect date and never see them again or an awkward one that leads to real love?
Would you rather date someone who talks too much or never talks at all?
Would you rather share all your secrets or hear all of theirs?
Would you rather marry rich and bored or poor and passionate?
Would you rather have a partner who’s great at flirting or great at communication?
Would you rather fall in love quickly or slowly?
Would you rather date someone too clingy or too distant?
Would you rather get dumped over text or in person?
Would you rather go viral for a failed proposal or get rejected on a reality dating show?
Would you rather have a long-distance relationship or live with someone you don’t love?
Would you rather love someone who doesn’t love you or be loved by someone you don’t love?
Would you rather relive your first heartbreak or your most awkward date?
Would you rather your ex see your cringiest moment or your proudest one?
Would you rather only date people shorter than you or significantly taller?
Would you rather marry someone with identical tastes or opposite ones?
Would you rather fake interest in their hobbies or force them to like yours?
Would you rather date someone who’s always serious or always joking?
Would you rather fall in love at first sight or learn to love over time?
Would you rather meet your soulmate but they forget you or never meet them at all?
Would you rather go on a romantic vacation alone or a chaotic one with someone fun?
Would you rather be proposed to in public or in private?
Would you rather always have butterflies or always feel safe?
Would you rather date someone with bad breath or bad jokes?
Would you rather date someone obsessed with social media or completely off the grid?
Would you rather spend the holidays with your in-laws or their ex?
Would you rather break someone’s heart or have yours broken?
Would you rather be with someone who’s honest to a fault or too kind to be honest?
Would you rather forget your anniversary or they forget yours?

Would You Rather Questions for Kids

These are playful, imaginative, and completely age-appropriate. Perfect for families, classrooms, or kid-friendly game nights.

Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
Would you rather eat only ice cream or only pizza for a week?
Would you rather be super strong or super fast?
Would you rather live in a treehouse or a castle?
Would you rather talk to animals or speak every language?
Would you rather always have to hop or crawl everywhere?
Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or jellybean toes?
Would you rather have a robot best friend or a dinosaur sidekick?
Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or walk through walls?
Would you rather have to sing instead of talk or dance instead of walk?
Would you rather live in a video game or a cartoon?
Would you rather go to school in space or under the sea?
Would you rather always smell like chocolate or bubblegum?
Would you rather slide down rainbows or jump on clouds?
Would you rather be a superhero or a wizard?
Would you rather wear a Halloween costume every day or pajamas forever?
Would you rather have a magic backpack or magic shoes?
Would you rather be stuck in a snow globe or a lava lamp?
Would you rather have 10 fingers on each hand or one giant thumb?
Would you rather be as small as an ant or as tall as a giraffe?
Would you rather only eat candy or never eat candy again?
Would you rather have a trampoline floor or a slide for stairs?
Would you rather find a treasure chest or a time machine?
Would you rather live on the moon or on a cloud?
Would you rather have rainbow-colored teeth or glow-in-the-dark hair?
Would you rather ride a flying pig or a racing turtle?
Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere or time travel?
Would you rather always have to shout or always have to whisper?
Would you rather turn everything you touch into slime or glitter?

Would You Rather Questions for Parties

These are the life of the party: goofy, bold, and perfect for group settings, drinking games, or bonding with new friends.

Would you rather karaoke in front of strangers or dance alone on stage?
Would you rather spill your drink on your crush or fall while dancing?
Would you rather be stuck in the bathroom or locked out of the house?
Would you rather accidentally send a flirty text to your boss or a work email to your crush?
Would you rather get caught singing to yourself or talking to your dog?
Would you rather be dared to prank call your mom or your ex?
Would you rather forget everyone’s name at the party or have them all forget yours?
Would you rather have to speak in accents all night or only whisper?
Would you rather eat a whole jar of pickles or drink a can of olive juice?
Would you rather be the first to fall asleep at a sleepover or the last one awake?
Would you rather tell your most embarrassing story or hear someone else’s?
Would you rather do the chicken dance in public or shout your biggest fear in a megaphone?
Would you rather have hiccups all night or sneeze every 5 minutes?
Would you rather be too hot or too cold at every party?
Would you rather have to wear socks on your hands or sunglasses indoors all night?
Would you rather always be slightly sweaty or always slightly itchy?
Would you rather photobomb every picture or be in none at all?
Would you rather take an ugly selfie and go viral or post a perfect pic and get zero likes?
Would you rather play truth or dare with your crush or your boss?
Would you rather burp loudly during a toast or trip while carrying drinks?
Would you rather win every party game or tell the worst joke of the night?
Would you rather host every party or never get invited to one again?
Would you rather spill the punch bowl or drop the birthday cake?
Would you rather sing every word you say or dance every time you move?
Would you rather get caught eavesdropping or be caught gossiping?
Would you rather be overdressed or wildly underdressed for every event?
Would you rather do a TikTok dance in front of everyone or tell your cringiest crush story?
Would you rather always show up an hour early or an hour late?
Would you rather be the DJ or never control the music again?
Would you rather forget where you are or forget why you’re there?

Deep & Thought-Provoking Would You Rather Questions

These questions go beneath the surface. Ideal for meaningful conversations, journaling, or getting real with people who don’t mind getting a little existential.

Would you rather always be honest or always be kind?
Would you rather know all the answers or ask all the right questions?
Would you rather live a simple life filled with joy or a complicated life filled with meaning?
Would you rather make your dream come true or help someone else achieve theirs?
Would you rather be truly understood or deeply admired?
Would you rather never feel fear or never feel pain?
Would you rather lose your sense of time or your sense of direction?
Would you rather live a year of absolute bliss or ten years of steady contentment?
Would you rather always get what you want or always want what you have?
Would you rather be remembered forever or live without ever being noticed?
Would you rather see the world but never settle or settle and never travel?
Would you rather sacrifice your dreams for family or sacrifice your family life for your dreams?
Would you rather change someone’s life or save someone’s life?
Would you rather carry someone’s pain or share yours with the world?
Would you rather be at peace or always passionate?
Would you rather forget the worst thing that happened to you or remember the best thing forever?
Would you rather be free or be safe?
Would you rather let go of the past or control the future?
Would you rather feel everything deeply or feel nothing at all?
Would you rather be liked by many or loved by few?
Would you rather believe in fate or believe in free will?
Would you rather be lucky or work for everything you get?
Would you rather be feared by those in power or forgotten by everyone?
Would you rather be broken and authentic or whole and fake?
Would you rather take a risk and fail or never try and regret it?
Would you rather achieve greatness or live in peace?
Would you rather hear the truth even if it hurts or stay blissfully unaware?
Would you rather find love or find purpose?
Would you rather live with no regrets or no memories?
Would you rather be content forever or chase happiness endlessly?